Thursday, October 3, 2013

My Job As Mommy is Expanding Rapidly


0-5 yrs old – 
-Make sure you poop, pee, stay as clean as possible. 
-Make sure you eat, drink, and stay as healthy as possible. 
-Make sure to help you when you need help, make sure to answer your cries. 
-Make sure to get you in a good school. 
-Make sure to keep you from hitting other people.

5-10 yrs old – 
-All of the above, excepting that I make sure you can do things for yourself. 
-Teach you right from wrong.

10-15 yrs old -

Healthy Body Management
  • nutrition: how to choose good foods from bad foods; make sure you know how to eat right
  • medical: explain why we go to the doctor; encourage future health maintenance
  • self defense
  • bike safety
  • sex health: how to avoid pregnancy and disease and other dangers
  • hygiene: the importance of keeping clean
  • the importance of lifelong learning

Household Management
  • how to cook
  • how to clean dishes
  • how to do laundry
  • how to keep dust to a minimum
  • the importance of tidiness and organization

Money Management
  • setup bank account
  • a budget and how to keep one

Social Science
  • introduce the worlds' religions; explain the benefits of spirituality
  • introduce world culture; explain the benefits of thinking globally and of world peace
  • travel
  • discourage cult mentality; explain what cults are (sororities, political parties, self help gurus, etc.) and why they are dangerous
  • encourage the building and maintenance of genuine friendship


And here I am having to teach her all these things whether I know them or not, and me without a teaching degree or anything. Pfft.

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